Nedjelja, 12 siječnja, 2025

MURPHEY, NEGOTIATE THE DEAL: Herzegovinians and Dalmatians, it’s time to flood America with stone!

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Imagine This: Massive cargo ships loaded with Herzegovinian and Dalmatian stone tirelessly crossing the Atlantic, heading straight for America, where desperate billionaires await them on the shores of Malibu.

Their villas, with their lavish glass walls and modern designs, have been reduced to ashes in wildfires. And the only one still standing? Guess what—it’s made of stone! Not just any stone, but the kind that defies fire, water, and earthquakes. Herzegovinians, do you see the opportunity here? This isn’t just a chance—it’s destiny.

News outlets are buzzing with the story of David Steiner, a retired attorney from Houston, whose villa remained untouched during the devastating Malibu fires. Built from stone, gypsum, and fire-resistant roofing, this villa is now a symbol of resilience. Steiner surveys the charred remnants of his neighborhood, while shocked reporters bombard him with questions: “How is it possible that your villa survived?” And Steiner, with a smile that could melt even Herzegovinian stone, replies, “Well, you know, it’s a miracle! Miracles never cease.”

Miracle, David? Not quite. That’s our stone. Here in Herzegovina, every other house is built with that same material. Stone is not just a building material; it’s an institution, an identity, a part of our DNA. Stone is what keeps Herzegovinians grounded, even when life throws them into hellfire. And now, that same stone has become a global symbol of indestructibility.

Think for a moment: What’s stopping cargo ships from sailing out of Ploče, packed with Herzegovinian and Dalmatian stone, pre-cut to architectural specifications, and unloading in American ports, where wealthy homeowners still dreaming of cliffside mansions will seize this opportunity? This is a golden moment for Herzegovinian builders, exporters, and anyone with a family-owned quarry. This is when we say, “America, we’re coming—with stone, and not just any stone!”

This isn’t just a business opportunity; it’s a civilizational mission. Americans are accustomed to glass houses and modern architecture that look stunning—until the first wildfire strikes. We, Herzegovinians, know that beauty fades, but stone endures. It’s time they learned that too.

Picture this: Builders from Mostar, Široki, Čitluk, with hammers in hand, erecting villas on California’s shores that will withstand anything—from earthquakes to fires. Imagine CNN reporting: “This stone comes from Herzegovina, and its builders are geniuses of architectural resilience.” Imagine that pride.

Stone That Won’t Burn in Fire—But Melts Hearts

This is our moment. If we’ve been waiting for the world to recognize the potential of Herzegovinian stone, now is the time to seize the initiative. It’s time for Herzegovina to carve its name into global architectural history.

If only Murphy, (USA amb. to BIH) instead of being a crook and racketeer, were a bit of a patriot, this deal would already be sealed. In that case, we might even reconsider giving the Albright Group an extra 1% commission on the Southern Gas Interconnection deal compared to what BH Gas offered. But alas, Murphy isn’t an American patriot. He’s someone else’s pawn—you know exactly whose.

 

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