Keanu Reeves strolled through London, hand in hand with his partner Alexandra Grant, and the lovers of Hollywood soap operas – excuse me, I meant the film industry – were struck by a horrific revelation: they are still together.
Shock and disbelief seized the hearts and minds of millions, not because of a romantic liaison, but because of the sheer audacity that someone who looks “average” could be with Keanu Reeves.
Not only that, but she holds his hand, breathes his air, and the worst part – she doesn’t care what society’s judgmental eye thinks!
Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, the unthinkable has happened – a partner, nine years younger but looking older, has achieved what the younger and prettier ones could not. Is she a witch? What did she put in his coffee?
The woman realistically looks older. It’s as if each wrinkle on her face carries a heavy bag of pain, and as if those years bore the real, tangible weight of life.
And here they come, these “experts,” our heroes behind keyboards, deciding that this is simply inappropriate. And that this must end, as soon as possible.
Just take a look at Instagram or one of those sneaky headlines: “Keanu with an older-looking partner who is nine years younger,” and it’s immediately clear that civilization is slowly but surely heading to hell. Because this is no longer about love, but about an obvious crime against aesthetics.
The public is eugenic, racist, and loud.
Beautiful, good Keanu with – well, not such a beautiful woman?
That doesn’t align with Hollywood’s rules about how love should look. If you’re a star, your love must look like it’s been molded out of a Victoria’s Secret advertisement, with two rows of teeth from a dentist’s nightmare, an exaggerated body sculpted by Photoshop, and a face that has no stories to tell. And there comes Alexandra. Alexandra has wrinkles. Alexandra has a face that shows she has lived through something. And that’s where the problem begins.
It turns out it’s not enough for Keanu Reeves. What does he have to say in this? We get to say!
Turns out they, the self-proclaimed institutions of beauty, decided that she’s not beautiful enough. Maybe they expected some shiny doll to emerge from Hollywood’s glitter, a girl straight out of a factory, glossy and unreal.
But no, instead he’s dating someone who looks like she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders – someone who dares to show her real age and real life. Just imagine such audacity!
Keanu and Alexandra actually dare to live, to love, to breathe, without letting the commentary from bars or stuffy Facebook groups tell them that their relationship doesn’t work because they’re not a “match made in heaven.” Love, according to a Hollywood script, must be absolute, sterile, full of tanned bodies and smiles from a toothpaste commercial.
But then along comes Keanu Reeves, holding hands with a woman who, they say, “isn’t pretty enough.” And not just that: he doesn’t break up with her. He doesn’t leave her. He walks with her in London, holds her hand, and acts as if this woman, with wrinkles and gray hair, is actually the most wonderful thing in the world.
Love is in the eye of the beholder, cynics would say, but here, love is, well, clearly in the hands of Keanu Reeves – and he is not letting go.
And while the public protests, wails, and calls for a breakup, while comments fly like knives, Keanu Reeves seems visibly happy.
Maybe it’s not the love story people imagined, but it’s the only love story he wants.
So, dear global village, keep hammering your keyboards, keep grinding your teeth. Because this love isn’t going anywhere, no matter what you think.
Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant will keep walking and keep being together.
Maybe because they found what we often don’t see – that in this world full of fake glitter, there is real beauty in all forms.
So, let them carve pumpkins, let them shout slogans, and let them type away, because love has no hands on a keyboard. Love holds another hand, just like Keanu holds Alexandra’s, while the world keeps spinning in its jealousy, misery, and fury.
Emina Zanki l poskok.info
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